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Toilet seat logic

Up or down?
Logic dictates that you leave it the way you like it. If everyone did that, then the toilet seat would be in each user’s preferred position in proportion to their frequency of use.
As usual, logic and etiquette only have the faintest connection. There are any number of arguments I could give [...]

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Barnyard impersonations

Monica asks, in reponse to an earlier post about the guy who complained about people eating at their desks:
I’ve got a coworker who apparently figured out how to eat by watching barnyard animals or something. You can hear the guy chewing pizza from 30 feet away, and crunchy stuff like chips is worse. He snacks [...]

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The Poo Rules

I honestly can’t believe I need to explain this to adults: DO NOT TALK ABOUT POO IN THE WORKPLACE.

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